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Gently rub the girl's back and say I thought angels had wings. Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Cause I want to take your top off.
Girl, whats your number? Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties.
Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off. Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours. Do you know what'd look good on you? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!
Why did the semen cross the road? Your job still sucks.
What do you call a nanny with breast implants? Have you been watching me?
Together, we can stop this shit. Are you a campfire? Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
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Can you help me? Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in? Do you even know what slut stands for?