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You're so hot you denature my proteins If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph? You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. Find the joke here.
My love for you is like the universe A photon is a packet of light and has zero mass. It's pronounced like "al kine.
Two chemists go into a bar. What do you do with a sick chemist? The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
The optimist sees the glass half full. Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second They get together they spell OK.
Want to test the spring constant of my matress? At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab.
Explanation Unobtainium is a term first used in the s, referring to a desired substance that is exactly what scientists seek; however, it is unattainable, because its quantity is either insufficient or it does not exist.
But an ionic bond is formed between two atoms when electrons are taken from one atom by the other, unlike a covalent bond where the atoms share their electrons.
To be stumped means that the answer eludes the person trying to solve it.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? And the next time you need an inorganic standardbe sure to think of Inorganic Ventures.